April Fool SMS

Congratulations!

After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.

If you Click your back button, It will not work!

NO links on this page will work!

Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!

Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…

Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!

And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”

Happy April Full Day  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romantic Hindi SMS

Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

Darta huin kahin main pagal na ban gaoin,
teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban gaoin,
ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,
chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaoin

Dekhi hai humne duniya jahaan husne-e-bazar ke,
too uhin ruk jaye hamari nazar ye itni sasti nahi,
koi hoor, koi noor ya koi zannat ki pari ho to kya,
dava hai hamara tik jaye tere samne aisi koi hasti nahi

Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi…

Jokes

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna !!!!!!

Hindi Love SMS

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe to acha nahin lagta….!!!!!

Ap Hum Se Dur Jayenge Kaise.
Ap Humko Bhul Payenge Kaise.
Hum Toh Woh Khushbu Hain,
Jo Aapki Saanso Mein Basti hai,
Apni Saanso Ko Aap Rok Payenge Kaise..

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.

Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?

Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.

Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got

irritated… drank poison & said,

Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…

Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a

wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only

Teri Yaadain Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye,
Apno ko bhula kar chale gaye,
Kis baat ki saza di aap ne humein,
Pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye…!!!

Te jo mithdi aankh maari,
Mara haiya ma jhankaar vaagi;
Je shakya naa hoy eva ghanaa,
Svapnoni aas jaagi.
Te jo be mitha bol bolya,
Maara kaano ma sangeet vaagyu;
Dhime dhime taara vichaaro nu,
Maara jeevan ma pravaas jagyu.
Te jo maaro haath pakadyo,
Main maara mata-pita ni aangadi chodi;
Aakhu jeevan taari saathe rehva,
Main maara parivaar no saath chodyo.
Te jo maaro saath aapyo,
Maara svapno ne saacha padta main joya;
Pan saambhad… ek vaat che
J mane khoti laagti aavi.
Tu maaro ne hoon taari,
Prem che aatlo swarthi kem;
Mata-pita, parivaar no saath chodi,
Shu prem bani shake safal tu keh.
Aaje hu chhodu chu haath taro,
Na samjish k mein chodyo saath taro;
Aa maaro rasto ne pelo che taaro,
Have che taari malvaani vaat khoti.
To aaj pachi aapde malishu nahi,
Haan yaad to aapde ek bijaane karshu;
Aankh pan bheeni thai jashe maari
Yaad kari e mithdi aankh taari…!